Bullshit Love
- Classmate: Can I borrow your notes? Thanks! I love you!
- Random Acquaintance at school: You know I love you, right? Could I get some money to take the bus home?
- Friend at school: Give me some of your food! No? But I love you!
- Sister: Hey, you know I love you right? Will you do the dishes for me tonight?
- Parents: Get off your PC, we need you to pick up your brother. Why? Because we're your parents, we love you and we're asking nicely.
- Friends on Tumblr: I love you, because you're so cute/funny/awesome/trollish. (Why is it that people on Tumblr love me more sincerely than people in my everyday life?)